It was always inevitable, but time appears to have finally been called on the popular Ice Age series. What was once lovable and warm-hearted has become a cynical corporate cashpoint, and aside from the reliability of mischievous, acorn-loving squirrel Scrat, there’s not much to take away from the latest entry, Steve Martino and Mike Thurmeier’s Ice Age 4: Continental Drift (2012). When the titular event occurs at the film’s beginning, strong-minded woolly mammoth Manny (Ray Romano), goofy sloth Sid (John Leguizamo) and tough sabre-toothed cat Diego (Denis Leary) find themselves separated from their unconventional family.
In fact, the only addition that works at all is Jennifer Lopez’s Shira, a spunky sabre-toothed companion for Diego, who benefits from a strong portrayal by the singer-actress. With Manny’s daughter Peaches (Keke Palmer) now a teenager, there was a ripe opportunity for Ice Age 4 to move back to its genuine familial roots. Choosing to keep her off-screen for overly long periods of screen time, then, proves hugely detrimental to this. The prime problem is not just a lack of imagination, but an incredulous resistance to character development – after four instalments, they have to give us something.
This partied with the depressing lack of humour creates an unpleasant experience that feels like studio-mandated slap-up rather than a passionate, full-of-beans sequel. Eschewing its potential to function as a comforting tale for parents, Ice Age’s silliness might still entertain tiny tots, but any older children are likely to prove restless cinema companions, and who can blame them? With a fifth film as likely as the sun rising tomorrow, Fox might want to show a little more respect for their audience both young and old next time.